msn messenger

An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."
"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"
by 1337W422102 September 24, 2005
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cousin

A Texan's marriage partner.
"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"
by 1337W422102 March 08, 2005
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early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.
Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.
by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007
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dagger noob

One of the most annoying things short of a hacker that players of GunZ: The Duel are subjected to. Can often be found camping or behind you, ready to score a cheap shot.
"What a n00b! That dagger noob just stabbed me in the back, causing me to fall to the ground and not be able to get back up for a few seconds! Then he pwned me with this big-ass rifle! Damn n00b!!"
by 1337W422102 September 16, 2005
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the word

The Word is Daemon. All must hear The Word.
"I am Daemon. I am the Word. My Format: Supervirus. My Function: to bring Unity to the Net. All must hear The Word."
by 1337W422102 May 09, 2005
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RSP'd off

1) Extremely displeased with or resentful of RSPs that don't grow.
2a) Outrage at being pressured by your bank into something you don't want.
b) Outrage at being pressured by the March 1st dealine.
3) A feeling of powerlessness towards RSPs that are tied to the stock market.
4) Overall frustration concerning fees and service charges.
"Damned bank, I'm so RSP'd off!"
by 1337W422102 January 27, 2005
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pentagon

1) A five-sided polygon.

2) The big-assed building which houses Bush's thoughtless followers. (USDoD, see 'pentagram')

3) An easy target.
1) "The coaster under my stein is in the shape a pentagon! Gimme some bar nuts!"

2) "Yeehaw! Let's nuke that country whose name we can't pronounce! Y'know, da place where they all wear those funny hats, talk all weird and have brown skin? Just hurry up, 'coz my ma's done did made us some rat 'n' roach stew! That stuff done did cooked up pretty good! Bring yo' banjoes!"

3) "How didn't that plane completely total that place?"
by 1337W422102 January 25, 2005
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