Dildo Friendly

accepting dildos at any location

Hey! wanna go to the mall? they're dildo friendly

by CreepyDickTickler March 15, 2017

Dildogram

A monogrammed dildo...because you're fancy.

The font on that dildogram is exquisite! What is that? Edwardian script?

by JayDman January 13, 2017

dildo

An Insult For A Person Not Real Enough To Be Called A Dick.

That Dude Is Being Such a Dildo!

by Mister Ian L. Fuller March 1, 2017

dildo sisters

Dildo sisters are two girls who use a double-sided dildo at the same time and have a great time

Damn I heard those chicks are dildo sisters

by Thugbeats801 May 31, 2017

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

by kuhlschool February 6, 2018

Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018