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Steely is the most perfect person you will ever meet. They have a lot of friends and care about everyone. They are very sweet but can also be very mean. They aren’t afraid to call you out on your BS. Usually the mom friend of the group. They are good at everything they do. They are the most beautiful person in the entire world and irreplaceable. They have the best smile and they make you feel safe just by looking at you.
Steely-eyed missile man
A NASA astronaut or engineer who quickly devises an ingenious solution to a tough problem while under extreme pressure.
"Houston, the CO2 level has dropped to nine."
"That is good to hear, Aquarius. And you, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man!"
-Apollo 13 movie dialogue
"That is good to hear, Aquarius. And you, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man!"
-Apollo 13 movie dialogue
Steely-eyed missile man by Deminobody November 10, 2011
Steely Dan
(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.
(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.
(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.
Steely Dan by G July 21, 2003
steely dan
n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.
1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"
steely dan by C:\>213\ February 12, 2006
Steely McMichaels
A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.
Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.
Steely McMichaels by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005