A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 03, 2022
Crystal Chen is a girl who is extremely down bad and probably a stalker on the low. Crystal Chen is always shaking of fear of being cancelled and gets her phone taken away at 10pm.
by leeheeseung November 21, 2021
A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy
Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."
Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"
by C.O.K.3271 December 23, 2017
When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021
A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Starbucks
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.
Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.
Best,
The Sun Crystals family
Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.
Best,
The Sun Crystals family
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
by crystalheffans January 11, 2014