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Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.
Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!
by butpoop October 30, 2014
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Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.
Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*
by Thicctottiesblam January 9, 2018
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Shit cricket

A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee
I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket
by Yee yee boi March 6, 2019
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Lazy cricket

When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.
“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”
by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019
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Srilankan cricket team

Weakest Sport team on earth
Hey see it's a bunch of losers.
It can also be said as, Hey see it's a bunch of Srilankan cricket team.
by Steve smith official January 13, 2021
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jiminy cricket

A mixed drink, when you mix rum and vodka with sprite then shit in it and stir untill dissolved
Im going to make my girlfriend a jiminy cricket when she gets off work, she loves the mustache it leaves on her
by dick owens July 5, 2022
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cricket

black dildo that you can use up tha punanana or booty
heyy your white stop using that cricket
by Lindsey May 13, 2005
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