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When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.
Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!
by butpoop October 30, 2014
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