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Computer callous

A computer callous is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callous.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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compulsive sarcasm

When you just have to be sarcastic. It doesn't even need to mean you are sarcastic all the time.

A nice reaction to insults, though.
"Hey! You dyed your hair! it's black now!"
"Really, Linn. i never would have figured that out."
"Nice compulsive sarcasm, Savvy."
"Gut reaction."

"God, you are so ugly. you should lose weight."
"You are so excellent at giving compliments."

"Why don't you just shut up, Kaila?"
"Because that would deprive all of you the sound of my lovely voice."
by Linn Ultimatihah October 15, 2009
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Compusing

causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.
The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.
by Newsted April 25, 2010
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compurrtriat

Someone, or a group of people, which declares their allegiance to all animals associated with the feline genus.
"Cheer up, compurrtriats! Every year is the year of the cat!"

This term has been made moderately popular by a phalanx of cat supporters on the sports website Deadspin.com.
by howiwishiwereawallaby January 3, 2011
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Computer Vomit

When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.
I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!
by ccham March 12, 2011
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compuliterate

Having the ability to understand and work a computer and the Internets but with a blatant disregard for the rules of grammar and spelling.
Joan is compuliterate because when she posts to the online forums she always uses the wrong "your" and "there" and substitutes "u" for "you" etc.
by sammycy April 15, 2011
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Computer Poddy

When you sit down for your 1st daily session at the computer, and 5 to 10 minutes later, you have to interrupt your computer session to go poddy.
I hate it! Every time I sit down at my computer, I have to get up and go computer poddy!
by PDXGrammarGirl January 16, 2011
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