A computer callous is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
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A nice reaction to insults, though.
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causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.
The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.
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This term has been made moderately popular by a phalanx of cat supporters on the sports website Deadspin.com.
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I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!
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Joan is compuliterate because when she posts to the online forums she always uses the wrong "your" and "there" and substitutes "u" for "you" etc.
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