Cart o’clock

The time when you’re about to rip le cart

Guy 1: Who got nic?
Guy 2: Shut up bitch it’s Cart o’clock

by Le bunz September 1, 2020

Shotty O’Clock

Shotty O’Clock is when Mengy or Owen yell “Shotty O’Clock” and then they both have to shotgun one beer and anyone else can join them.

Mengy Buddy, it’s Shotty O’Clock.

by Mengybuddy July 10, 2021

Cat-o-clock

1)When you're woken up by your cat. Usually when they're hungry or want something from you.
2)Waking up based on when your cat wants you to.

"My bedroom door has been open the past few weeks, so I was woken up at cat-o-clock."
"Who needs an alarm clock when you've got cats? They'll have you up at cat-o-clock."
"I wish I could get my cats to feed themselves, waking up everyday at cat-o-clock is hard!"

by keetsy November 4, 2021

Like 5 cocks in a glove

Like the expression 2 peas in a pod, but often used for things there are greater than two of.

The Smith quintuplets are like 5 cocks in a glove, all alike and inseperable.

by Rellearium October 24, 2022

Attention O'Clock

The time at which an attention seeking whore regularly texts a meme, joke or uninteresting anecdote to a group message to garner a response and/or attention.

Jane Doe just sent a text. It must be Attention O'Clock.

by Vegas Rollers April 5, 2023

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

blip blop i em a clock

the mighty and inspirational words said by the Almighty Clock God

Clock God: blip blop i em a clock

by Not Akai October 28, 2017