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Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021
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Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.
"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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cluster clinger

the most hated and loved item in firtnite
by ya boy hypickel February 20, 2024
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clangered

To be really really buggered, totally out of your face.
"I was so clangered, i saw this bird in the pub, and gave her beef curtains a squeeze. It were me nan.!
by Phallax February 27, 2005
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clintesque

Did you see that guy? He had no body shape, he was amorphous, you might even say he was clintesque
by cheeseOsaurus August 30, 2008
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clingball

a friend/ person that thinks they're your friend, that acts clingy all the time, or always wants to talk to you.
man that bitch wont stop texxtin me!

shiiit.. she's a clingball fer sure.
by oiiiioiiiiicanadianehh September 20, 2009
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Chinger

Describes either the person or the the Job that a person gets to work on while working for a Company that pays on Piece rate. This can be done by working really hard/fast or in some cases getting a job that's pays really good.
"Did you see the Chinger that Dave got?"

"Yea, compared to mine that's a big time Chinger"
by Ratemaster December 5, 2009
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