the most annoying boy you will EVER meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONLY PLAYS ROBLOXS AND IS BRAINWASHED WITH THE GAMES! never ever trust a chris toe fur !
by anonymous January 24, 2025

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022

Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.
by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025

Chris king is a very cool guy. Intimidating at first but after that he is awesome . Has pretty as fuck eyes and the rest ain’t so bad either any woman( or anybody) to have the priveledge of meeting him and being in his life is a lucky mother fucker . He is reasonable and fair and straight up. As real as they get
by Jamie sucks a lot August 19, 2025

Does like to sing in the shower
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011

literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”
by kioalaa July 15, 2023

by OLN April 18, 2023
