carrot

To sleep, be lazy or to chill out.

"Gonna go out tonight, Charley?"
"Nah I am gonna carrot."

by Knuckles April 3, 2003

chase the carrot

To masturbate.

Mike's been chasing the carrot all day, dude! How do we get him to stop?!

by bongo. October 29, 2003

CarrotCake

Someone who is being an idiot

you are such a stupid carrotcake

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

chase the carrot

What conservatives do to poke fun at the cute little liberals.

"Here hippie, chase the carrot!"

by Ogdenumptee3 October 28, 2003

snow carrot

snorting a line of cocaine off a guys dick

"my boyfriend and i tried the snow carrot"

by rjdianne December 8, 2017

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

carrott

A rich mans dick.He thinks its lined with Gold.

I gonna put my carrott in the rabbits hole.dickcockmeat hook

by joe daman August 28, 2006