HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022

Colorado Steamer

The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow

While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO

by El Lechero401 March 29, 2010

Chloraseptic

God's gift to all who must suffer through the cold season.

Comes in a spray bottle. Spritz it into your mouth, and it will numb your throat at least long enough for the the Nyquil you're taking to knock you out cold.

Ahh... medicated bliss!

by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

Colorado brick

When you shit out of an upper floor window or balcony and the shit freezes before it hits the ground.

Dude, I landed a Colorado Brick on that BMW in front of the hotel.

by kcpilot June 10, 2016

colora

A racist town in Maryland that just recently erased their own definition from Urban dictionary.

A:When you go to Colora you need a DWP.
B:What is a DWP?
A:Do you know what is a designated driver? well a DWP is a Designated White Person that walks with you in Colora to keep you safe.

by juan darienn September 19, 2017

colorado streetfight

when you throw hands against a mountain lion

"Hey Bob, did you hear about the Colorado streetfight last February? Dude choked-out a mountain lion!"

by desert_rhea67 February 5, 2019

colorfuljess

A GODDESS!!! Literally so beautiful and gorgeous and GRRRR she makes me so happy I love her content.

“dude colorfuljess’ TikTok page is so pogchamp”

by Cookiebagbug October 25, 2020