wang buffet

to slap or cuff with one's wang.

shut the f*** up or im gonna wang buffet you in the face.

by Cakenggt July 24, 2008

Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

Shit buffet

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.

Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

by Adamus Rothenberguss May 29, 2009

biffer

An ugly girl/woman.

No way, she's such a biffer!

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Biffer

an ugly whore

"monica is a biffer"

by lauren August 30, 2003

buffet

to withdraw completely then penetrate her in one thrust, repeat.

i buffeted to my satiety in that juicy pum-pum o'hers, yesterday.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Biffer

Trust Me it means A an ugle female

eg. she iz such a biffer i would rather ram 1 up my uncle than go near her!! lol

by shaun daniels May 29, 2004