buffermortis 

The state of frustration you reach when your DVR will no longer allow you to fast forward through commercials.

Let's go make a snack, we've reached buffermortis.

buffermortis by gmby November 28, 2010

buffer mortis 

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

buffer mortis by LPathe November 30, 2010