bless up fam

What stupid people say to each other now that recently cool things they used to say are no longer cool.

"What up, B?"

"We don't say that anymore, we say 'Bless up fam'

by wackster03 May 11, 2016

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Blessed

Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.

Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.

My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

Blessee

A young woman who's a gold-digger. She gives sex to the blesser (a sugar daddy) in return to being showered with expensive gifts, island vacations and a lot of money.

Kenny Kunene is a blesser, he bought his blessee an Aston Martin.

by xavi08 May 31, 2016

Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020