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brazilian jeans

Jeans that are usually pink or white, and are so low-rise you can see the girl's ass crack over the top of them. They are common in Miami and, of course, Brazil.
(Girl wearing Brazilian jeans is walking down the street...)

(Girl) Damn put some pinche clothes on bitch!

(Guy) Damn esa, shake it!!
by Angelacia July 14, 2007
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Basil

Mitchell: Did you see the size or her basil?
Me: Yeah, Allah has blessed her.
by Penismuncher69 June 23, 2014
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Brazilian

A really huge number, in the region of a million billion or more.
iPhones are for pretentious middle-aged wankers and will go out of fashion before they even come into it. I wouldn't buy one one even if I had a brazilian pounds.
by heckzecutive October 2, 2008
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Brazilian Bender

A large number of people, mostly comprised of men, performing a very explicit sexual act usually involving 3 penises in one anus. Not to be confused with a sausagefest. Requires great flexibility, skill, and stamina. Most people prefer to practice on animals before executing the move with loved ones.
Jeff, Danny, Tim, and Angelica had fun last night while performing a Brazilian bender, even though Tim broke his arm in the process.
by Octopussy's Wet Spot January 12, 2009
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Brazilian

To be overpowered to the point of total capitulation.
Refers to the 7-1 spanking that the German national football team gave their Brazilian opponents in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
They were, quite literally, "Mullered!".
"I've never seen such a one-sided fight. This boxer is indeed, getting a Brazilian. Someone needs to throw a towel in here!"

"Arsenal are a great team, Jeff but sometimes they play away from home and are always capable of getting a brazilian".
by Theopompus July 10, 2014
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Brazilian Hot Mud

During intercourse, the act of taking a huge shit upon the chest of the other partner. Then, after the shit is complete, the partner who took the dump flips onto their back and lays on top of the shit pile until it is hot to the touch. It may then be used as a lubricant or eaten as a nice filling snack before the climax of the intercourse.
Jane gave me an awesome Brazilian Hot Mud last night! We got so full from eating that shit we couldn't even finish having sex! It was awesome!
by Laundro Mat September 10, 2010
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brazilian

1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.

2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.
Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.

You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,

You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!
by noy June 15, 2013
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