fail boat

A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.

It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.

If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".

If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:

"All aboard the Fail Boat!"

or

"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"

If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.

by Richybuoy April 6, 2009

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boat

To masturbate in grandiose fashion; to show off; to be pleased with the current activity that one is participating in; derived from showboat

Dude, I boated so much to those pics of Abigail Ratchford you sent.

by LoafWarrior March 28, 2015

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steam boat willy

Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0

“Hey did you see that guy, total steam boat willy”

by Carly rivers October 5, 2020

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Rowing the boat

Masturbating two other males at the same time, normally by a female.

- Maaaan! don't get in the spa!
- Why?!
- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?

by papitorico October 10, 2008

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