Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.

Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.

by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012

Batman

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.

Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?

by Brian Zard April 24, 2014

Batman Solution

"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.

"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"

"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".

by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016

bajimbus

Another word referring to the anus or booty.

I want to stick my pen pen in your bajimbus.

by Oogaliboogali August 19, 2019

Basim Syed

Basim is a big enthusiast of planes. Much like the buildings he visits, he is tall. However, a Basim's back is shaped like a roller coaster, bringing his overall height to 4'11". Most of the time Basim will stay up for dozens of hours at a time. Do not bring pork near him or he will spontaneously combust.

"Fix your posture or else you'll look like a Basim Syed!"

by meng guoliang October 3, 2022

Batman

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues

“I am batman”

by Defnotacult July 6, 2023

whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.

Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.

by J-Pane March 24, 2011