albino tiger mom

A white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect SAT scores, play classical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an Ivy League school. Basically a white version of an Asian "Tiger Mom".

Girl: So why isn't Chip at the party tonight?
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.

by malice33 February 28, 2016

albertha

Albertha's are faaaar underated typically older but look absolutely STUNNING for their age. Gorgeous in every way. Can be a cougar because Albertha's are usually mistaken to be much younger than they really are. Very very intelligent, witty, and loves to have lots of fun. You will have the best of both worlds .. old school values and modern day fun. NOTHING escapes them without Albertha knowing. You may think she is aloof but she is definitely paying great attention. BEWARE.....Get yourself an Albertha

Albertha is fine. Albertha got it going on in every way. I can't believe that's even her name. I think they call her Bertha Butt.

by Looking Good January 16, 2017

Comfort Album

Folklore by taylor swift

"omg folklore by taylor swift is my COMFORT ALBUM"

by zerologic101 May 18, 2021

Albert Lea, Minnesota

A small town in southern Minnesota filled with nothing but pot heads, meth heads, and sluts.

Me: Dude, do you live in Albert Lea, Minnesota?
Friend: Yes?
Me: You poor thing, you..

by pipsqueeky6 August 7, 2012

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

a made up school. used to imply rich people.

where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

Albany

Albany. The Capitol of the Empire State, New York. Albany is home to some of the most stalwart New Yorkers. Albany is the home of one of the most dysfunctional State governments in the United States yet has the most intelligent and resourceful citizens residing within the State. Albany continues to stand as the pivotal region in Upstate development despite the growing instances of douchebaggery from the minority of SUNY Albany students who still think it's cool to destroy their neighborhoods, their city, and the reputation of their State University.

"It's a miracle that New Yorker's still have pride in their Capitol even when assholes try to paint it as the greatest beer pong arena in the State."

"Man, I really wish Albany residents and students would stop getting such a bad reputation from derelicts that have no sense of history or respect."

by Carl Weathers October 3, 2007

Albrighting

(verb) To bullshit, severely. This transcends regular boasting or lying about a situation or attribute to the point that it's just sad and frustrating to hear. Albrighting is very closely tied to pathological lying, the only difference between the two is that the American Medical Association has not formally recognized it.

Leigh: Oh my God you guys, you won't believe it! I just got back from jogging five miles and I ran into Kanye West! We were talking for like three hours and he said to call him whenever.

Alan: You've been gone ten minutes! You're such a fucking Albrighter.

Tyrone: All this Albrighting is making me sick.

Leigh: Haha, like, wha?

by Supafly Jenkins October 8, 2008