Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

by peepisser April 3, 2022

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Devins Penis

A giant third leg with creamy cream

“I love sitting on Devins Penis.”

by User13949485 May 28, 2022

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

quagmires penis

Inside 305 women and 23 kids and counting

Quagmires penis is very white after all that cum

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022

micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny

did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis

by purplehatguy July 9, 2022