Cock smoker

A whore that has been reduced to sucking dick, because of excess vaginal dieseases.

See: your girl

Eg. You will now be classified as a cock smoker.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity™
Often used to make people laugh

I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

by Your’e Mom April 25, 2017

Submissive Cock Sucker

A Submissive Cock Sucker is a person, MOSTLY MALE but can include females who like to service hard cock with their mouth without receiving ANY type of sexual reciprocation or compensation from the stud getting his cock sucked. Submissive Cock Suckers prefer to allow the alpha male to do as he pleases when they are servicing him. Submissive Cock Suckers prefer to swallow the mans cum and ALWAYS thank the sperm donor. A TRULY "SUBMISSIVE COCK SUCKER" CAN AND WILL ALWAYS DEEP THROAT A COCK, LICK AND SUCK BALLS, RIM THE STUD AND BEG TO BE USED LIKE A $2.00 WHORE ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

Submissive Cock Suckers can easily be found on the internet and in adult video stores.

Brian is one Submissive Cock Sucker. He likes to service hard cock whenever possible and will ALWAYS swallow a mans cum, he NEVER forgets to thank the men who allow him to feast on their cum.

by Scott Walcott April 14, 2008

Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

by Lentastic January 15, 2010

hot off the cock

Person who has very recently had sex involving a penis.

That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.

Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.

by Steve June 4, 2004

cock poacher

Another term used to describe a person who prevents a man from initiating intercourse with another....Effectively shooting the cock like a poacher in the African Sahara. Also see cock blocker

"Big John is acting like a real cock poacher tonight."

"Janet's friend is such a bitch. I have been trying to fuck her forever and that girl is a real cock poacher."

by merlin12volt August 18, 2009

cock-pit

(n) the act of inserting the male genitalia into the armpit of the receiver of said action, resulting in satisfaction to those who enjoy sweaty scraping of the genitalia

(v) the process of participating in said activity

So we ran out of ideas and i decided to give her a cock-pit.

by Nemunetes August 24, 2009