poppin' the weasel 

Cheating, whipping it out, get the idea?

Today, me and John's girlfriend were poppin' the weasel! I hope he doesn't find out.

poppin' the weasel by C dawg1241235 October 17, 2010

stink weasel 

a creepy hairless rodent.usually seeking an anus to burrow in.there could be a nasty aftermath.

That stink weasel wouldn't get away from my dripping bunghole.

stink weasel by Andrew Heinecke December 30, 2005

sneaky weasel 

1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.

Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.

sneaky weasel by Todd Lee November 11, 2005

butt weasel 

Someone who seems to be fascinated or obsessed with, ahem, the "nether" regions.

All Jordan does anymore is tell toilet jokes--he's turned into a such a nasty ass butt weasel.

butt weasel by surfbird March 4, 2009

cheese weasel 

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

cheese weasel by DjSuzySolar September 16, 2008

proboscis weasel 

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

proboscis weasel by Karl March 14, 2004

Butch Weasel 

A very aggravating and/or stupid, idiotic, and moronic person.

Ted: Man! That jerk cut me off!
Rob: He's such a Butch weasel.

Butch Weasel by The Jen Jen September 29, 2008