tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.

Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!

by Genuine100 May 31, 2016

Tweeter

An addiction to twitter, to the point where it literally takes over your personal and Social life.

My friend is a tweeter, all she does is go on Twitter and her life with her friends is on shaky ground.

by Only1Noodle July 4, 2016

Tweeter

Anybody who ever used twitter.

Take it easy tweeter, that guy must have no life if he's forty and always on twitter, don't do him like you did him that one time.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016

tweetando

When in a piece of music the percussion section grabs their kazoos and goes ham

Damn son dem tweetando percussion

by Robo Bitch October 31, 2016

tweetbagging

1. Anything Donald Trump says on Twitter
2. Trolling via Twitter
3. Any action made by a tweetbagger

There goes Donald Trump tweetbagging again.

That guy was totally trolling/tweetbagging.

by johnnybaby January 25, 2017

tweetle

Young friend, boyfriend, chum in British boarding schools in the 1900's

He had become my 'tweetle'; and for eighteen month or so he obsessed me… (from "The World, the Flesh and Myself" by Michael Davidson)

by MDUrbandictionary February 5, 2017

Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017