tristan

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this dudes name is tristan

by jacky401 November 9, 2022

Tristan Oien

A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made

I’m about to do a Tristan Oien in you *cums*

by capson November 16, 2022

Tristan

Tristan is such a funny person! You want to be them because they are hot and funny.

I wish I could be a Tristan..

*sigh* I wish I could be a Tristan too..

by Dixie_Pixie November 16, 2022

TristanPhobia

Fear of Women.

Jett: "Look at that baddie over there."
Leif: "No."
Jett: "Why?"
Leif: "I have TristanPhobia."
Jett: "What does that mean?"
Leif: "It means i'm scared of women."

by hehastristanphobia November 29, 2022

Tristan lewis

he is a nice, young and especially handsome young lad. He is really charming and especially hot and he gets all the girls he also has rizz.

tristan lewis is hot

by tristan lover November 30, 2022

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

He is so annoying and he is like a Hangry Harry. he likes to eat little girls.

tristan

by meat' December 3, 2022