Toad

Trump's Orange Aged Dick.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels

Trump is a total Toad.

by TehLisa September 19, 2018

Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting

That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.

by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

Old toad

To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.

look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009

Your pet Toad is on easy mode

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.

John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019

Toad

A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.

Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.

by Godseystyle August 25, 2009

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

Toadfish

Toadfish: An aquatic creature native to Marcland, which is easily distinguishable by it's brightly coloured eyes, toad-like face and it's long, finned tail. The toadfish, despite it's name, is neither a toad nor a fish, but is infact the only known aquatic primate. The toadfish does not eat, and seems to survive purely from sunlight and the happiness of those around it. The toadfish is recognised by the natives of Marcland as a sigma of good luck, and is often found as a household pet.

"I bought added a toadfish to the tank yesterday, little buddy always seems to lift the mood." - Contented toadfish owner.

by Marine Biologist Professor Wethlescope Metherby October 5, 2007