The most attractive, caring and committed guy in the universe; a true romantic at heart. You will probably meet him in a popular nightclub, anything with the name "Bar" or "Barry" is a likely location. He is such a nice guy he’ll probably think the gay guy you are dancing with is your boyfriend & won’t make a move initially. After he realises you are actually "the queen of all gays" & single, he will not let you go. Be warned a Steven has unique dance moves; do not be alarmed in the first instance. Expect him to court you with romantic dates until you fall in love with him. Dates may include rocking up to your house in trackies with un-styled hair that has no product in it & a copy of "Beerfest" as the first movie you ever watch; or missing the unrefundable & very expensive Tram Restaurant on Valentines Day. Definitely the kind of guy who will become close to your family; he may suck up to your mother Kym or go canoeing with your dad Bob to score "brownie points". Friends such as a Ty, David, Sonia, Gregory Nick, Lisa, Thomas or Mark will want you to marry him. A Steven is likely to propose outside a butterfly enclosure after butterflies have landed all over you. He will want to marry you in the most romantic city in the world; in Paris. Often described as the worlds "nicest" guy, he can be prone to telling the odd dad joke; refrain from laughing. A Steven will make a great husband/father, he is likely to marry a Lauren - his perfect match.
He is such a Steven
Bad dad joke dude...that's SO Steven of you
OMG - check out the dance-moves, he is such a Steven
Wow - nicest guy in the world, you're such a Steven
Bad dad joke dude...that's SO Steven of you
OMG - check out the dance-moves, he is such a Steven
Wow - nicest guy in the world, you're such a Steven
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