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Squid

also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
by McMacHack December 12, 2010
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Squid Beak

When someone has lost their molars and other upper teeth due to poor dental hygiene and probable drug use, and only the front incisors remain - making their mouth resemble the beak of a squid.
That Peanut's already blown $2000 on that dating agency, without getting even one girl's phone number from them. Must be his poor general hygiene and his squid beak.
by vanderspoor July 3, 2011
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Damn that ex-lax!*SQuidge* Oh my god.
by Borble August 20, 2003
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Squid-Squad

Group of young skaters (under 17) that try tag along with your crew. They can be beginners, or even be better then you, but either way they make you and you crew look lame.
skaters:
skater1: " wanna go hit that five set?"
skater2: " naw man the "squid squad" is over there".

squid-squad:
squid1:"did you see me land that trey flip over that gap!?"
squid2:"i just did a hospital flip over it!"
by JohnWitLotsADoe August 26, 2009
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Squid

Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.
Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
by BeeCade March 15, 2009
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SQUID

a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.
this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.
by deuces2deuces November 29, 2010
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a squid

A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.
Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!
by Aubmaster February 13, 2018
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