Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.

The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!

by B-rizzle February 12, 2019

C-smash

The cervix smash

“You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”

by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019

Graveyard Smash

When you have sex and your partner dies. Either during intercourse or within the next 12 hours.

Did you hear about John last night?
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.

by Iche bein Der schnitter October 9, 2018

smash class

To have sex and with an inexperienced partner.

I took that girl home from the club, and smash class was in session.

by MrSmileyTat2 May 14, 2018

half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017

Smash the trash

When you smash the trash, it means that you're gonna go find some hoes and fuck em.

Simple as that.

Sounds dirty, is dirty. Enjoy

Yo, let's go smash the trash on Friday.

hoes fuck trash smash

by LadyLoki10 July 14, 2016

Tuna Smash

The act of performing intercourse with a woman while her vag smells like canned tuna that's been sitting out.

"I heard Vincent had a tuna smash yesterday"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"

by HoleyBoi January 20, 2020