Simon

A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.

Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.

by imedough August 29, 2010

Scot Simonson

A kid who likes to have midgets skeet all over his face. He is Uber GAY!

Hey brandon, at least you arnt Scot Simonson.

by The Matt March 29, 2005

Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

by plop central November 9, 2018

Simone

Lesbian

is simone lesbian

by ehxbs May 27, 2020

hungry simon

Shittin in girlfriend mouth

shes a hungry simon

by THe noBle RaBit October 1, 2003

Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.

"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"

by Canadian EH tristen December 4, 2007

Simon

A name for a really bad haircut.

Bob: Nice hair!

Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.

by dhfhzdnhnhjdjj August 4, 2007