Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 8, 2022

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 5, 2018

please

the word used to beg your mom for some money to trick her into giving it to you.

mom- you dont need any money
me- please mom

mom- uggg fine

by c0op3r January 17, 2022

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

Pass the butter please

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

by KJSW69 May 10, 2021

please level

The end result of inputting the words "one please is plenty" in to google translate and translating it several times e.g. English-yoruba-spanish-bulgarian-English. We believe this to be a prophecy from the great professor oak. a.k.a the Banbarian Druglord. The definition is written in the wind.

Me: what is the meaning of life.
wind: please level.
me: Woogie

Please level.
what.
exactly.

by nemesis101xo June 4, 2015