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mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde
“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”
by akakoziabw January 19, 2022
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Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
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Sad patch

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.
by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021
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where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012
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Puss Patch

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.
"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."
by Cullen johnson May 13, 2005
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Muffin Patch

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch
by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023
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National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.
you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .
by T.money October 31, 2021
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