masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004

master beta

One who engages in autoerotic stimulation, i.e., one who masturbates.

Look at that master beta getting his rocks off!

by master_masterbeta November 28, 2004

master shake

Alter ego of crime fighting super hero The Drizzle a.k.a The Fume a.k.a The Puddle.

By day he is Master Shake, mild-mannered shake. But, by night he is The Drizzle, protector of justice.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

master/slave

A type of role play involving a master and a slave; this could be sexual or not.

Do you want to master/slave rp with me? I can be the slave but you'll have to be aggressive. ;)

by Kittykatzrul June 27, 2016

Masterbation

We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion

I am a masterbation expert

by Glittergal_197 October 6, 2017

ur sisters a mister

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.

Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*

by ConfederateStateOfAmerica May 10, 2018

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012