mortality

if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.

person on the street: got some mortality?
Doug: no, sorry, i'm all out. (keeps walking)

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

mort

Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically

wow! what a mort

by juanjuan2007 July 16, 2022

Mortal world

The physical dimension where the ordinary mortals live.

The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'

(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022

Mortal

A physical human with no extraordinary magical powers, divine ancestry, past-life in the godly realm or possibly any belief in magic, as well as who is from the mortal world and whose ghost's lifespan is just temporary.

A demigod mocked, 'You mortal, like most other ones, have no divine purpose in life, but just live to eat, sleep and work, unlike us demigods, so I don't understand why you exist for.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022

Mortgage Broker

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.

Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.

by Skin DIver August 1, 2022

Mortatch

To succeed in everything you undertake in the most badass, coolest way possible.

"Did you see how Simon absolutely went mortatch on his dunk last game ?"
"I haven't studied for my test but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna mortatch it anyway"

by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022

Mortein

A bug repellant designed to kill off all the pesky spiders and silverfish etc.

"More Smart More Safe Mortein"

by KILLERDOG7 October 7, 2022