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Get the Masturbation mug.The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
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by jasonk123 April 15, 2006
Get the Hook Masterbation mug.Talking about important subjects rationally and objectively and making perfect sense but not taking action towards helping the situations.
Examples of Intellectual Masturbation: Saying things like "If all the rich people in the world gave X % of their money, a lot of world problems would be solved." , or "The money that goes into American Idol could save millions of lives." without doing anything about the issues.
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