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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.
`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.
by Krankh September 10, 2023
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the Krusty Kemp

A 5 star restaurant where everyone wants to go in the bikini botom
jame:hello?... is this the krusty kemp?.... NO THIS IS PARKER
parker: pye barker van parker lego movie
by YellowSnow121 April 8, 2025
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Doing a Krusty

Milking the absolute fuck out of a job to the point it is ridiculous. Meanwhile holding up the entire work force for your own financial benefits. But the boss turns a blind eye cause your tounging his/ her bung
Have a go at this cunt, been waiting here an hour cause this dog rooting cunt is doing a krusty, I just want to go home
by Yeahnahyouracunt June 28, 2023
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kristen bunce

by BunceAlmighty August 25, 2010
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Kristaragone

Kristaragone: An adjective used to describe something that's super awesome
Dude, that concert was so kristaragone!
by ThaK1ng April 22, 2011
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Krestyl

An upbeat person who is friendly , but sarcastic at sometimes. Krestyl's are pretty and they don't care about what people say about them. But sometimes they can make you feel bad, so watch out. Don't get on their bad sides.
Hey, you are a Krestyl!
by Italiachik May 11, 2011
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