Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

Intelectual junk by nooglesgram February 6, 2007

shoulder junk 

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

shoulder junk by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

Va-junk-junk

(Noun) Another nickname for the female genitalia, or if you will, the vagina.

Steve: "Why did we come here again?"

Martin: "Dude, to see some va-junk-junk!"

Va-junk-junk by pwnbot August 10, 2010

Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

Drunk Junk by Hoch March 11, 2011

hunk of junk 

The real meaning is a super beautiful woman who is super amazing and incredibly awesome that you dont want to get rid of at all.

Colleen is such a hunk of junk.

hunk of junk by tweediebrd January 26, 2015

bum junk ultra 

what u say when u dont feel like answering your friend.

annoying friend:yo i said what game are you playing

cooler kid: freakin shut up

annoying friend: tell me yo

cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up

bum junk ultra by branodn thompson March 18, 2009

please touch my junk 

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

please touch my junk by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010