jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 12, 2023
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Jonathan Boyd

Dope ass nigga who is better than everyone ever, he is also so rich and famous that all the girls want him
Damn I wish i was like Jonathan Boyd
by metrxk November 23, 2021
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Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen
Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson
by Not a choir kid December 22, 2021
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Jonathan Williams

The boy who I love most in the world. He makes me feel like a princess, and always puts my feelings first. He always makes sure I am comfortable, gives the best kisses, and is very hot. His sleepy voice is one of my favorite things in the world. He is one of those people who you could spend every day with and not get tired of. I want to spend every day of my life with him. He's the best person to have as your first love, and will always hold a special place in my heart. He's not only a great boyfriend, but he is like a built in best friend too. You can really have a laugh with him, and you fall more and more in love with him every time he cracks a sarcastic joke. Hes so patient with me, especially when he teaches me to play video games. AND HES TALL I LOVE THAT
S: I Love you Jonathan Williams
by cherry cosmos July 31, 2022
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*
A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"
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jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok
i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church
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