jessica alba

HOTNESS masked in a human body

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)

by Canard April 29, 2006

jessica simpson

a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.

jessica simpson is what most woman should look like

by carl911 April 19, 2006

jessica zhang

1. A facial urine excretion
2. Golden shower.

"Omg! That girl is recieving a jessica zhang!!"

by asdfgqwert December 10, 2008

jessie

someone who does a lot of surf life saving. they lose their social life to competing, they generally have no life :)

caine: damn whos that?
guy: oh she's suchh a jessie

by queenscliff December 17, 2010

Jessika

Jessika is a brilliant, beautiful, sweet, caring, animal loving, funny girl. Her smile lights up your day. She is so fucking beautiful like omg! She doesn’t care what u have to say in an argument she thinks she is always right. She is a very sweet girl at home but at school she is a total bitch. And in public she is absolutely crazy. But if u have a Jessika never let her go. She is ducking amazing. U won’t ever find a better girl. I can promise u that!!

I love u Butt face! Forever and always

Love alien monkey

Zoey: is Jessika crazy?

Michell: fuck yea but that’s my fucking bestie hoe!

by Peek-A-Boo23 June 7, 2018

Jessica

A stupid fat bitch who neglects her kids

Oh look Jessica being a dumb fat bitch like always

by Excusemewtf July 9, 2019

Jessica Ann Nichole Hilton

the most amazing girl in the world! I'm so lucky to have her in my life, she makes me so happy. I can't stand when she's not happy because she's to beautiful to be frowning. I would do anything for her on any day.

Guy 1: whoevers dating Jessica Ann Nichole Hilton is the luckiest guy in the world!
Guy 2: I know!

by awesome tall guy August 23, 2011