Hornad 

The awful bane of internet existence. Referring to those adds that will be on your side of your very important task. Typically those awful browser games that reveal fake animated women that are 3/4 naked and asking you to "Battle" with them.

Common people who are lured by the Snag Ads or the Cheap naked browser game ads:

1. 7 year old children who have no idea what a vagina is.

2. Horny 15 year olds who have nothing else to do with their time but beat it.

3. The kid who accidentally clicks one while he is "working" in computer class.

4. Your coworker who just got fired for "accidentally" clicking one on the job, but who was just trying to be Ballsy.

Common pictures used on these ads:

- A woman with pink hair, laying in a bikini like armor shit thing with jewels all over it with one hand is grasping a sword and one is right above her snatch.

- A woman seductively laying in jewel-ish armor of some shit.

- A dude in armor who is growling at the screen. (Wow! someone that is fully clothed!)

- A lady that looks like a queen who is on her knees and has a sword about ready to stab her boobs.

- An oily women tied to a tree in a bearskin bikini. (Jesus Christ, you horny bastards.)

Common phrases used in these ads:

- Click here to save the queen! (She looks like she's about to get fucked with a flaming log.)

- Once you're inside your friends won't be seeing much of you anymore! (Chances are if you click these intentionally you don't have any friends to start with.)

Mark: *Stumbles upon a Hornad while browsing the internet and gets a boner*

Wade: *Spots Mark and sees his computer monitor.*

Wade: Don't you do it you horny shit.

Hornad by Fuckin' Ian May 5, 2014

horn sausage 

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

horn sausage by Weetyswip August 11, 2015

horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis

That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!

horn swallower by Jdub101 October 11, 2016

Horndog Supreme 

When seeing objects that make you boner.

This toaster makes me muy es Horndog Supreme

Horndog Supreme by MrBrooks6656 July 29, 2016

hornbro 

A straight, or straight acting gay man, that a mostly straight guy has a relationship with that is based on, and comprised mostly of, sex.

I don't get as much straight sex as I need, so, my hornbro keeps my {tubes} cleaned.

hornbro by brandabur August 27, 2016

Horn Enthusiast 

A person that collects air horns for historical purposes and because of their musical chords. Train horns are their most common usage, and they typically use them in the woods away from people. Their horns are typically restricted to lower air pressures to sound more pleasant and to not disturb people in the distance. Many horn enthusiasts are musicians and or simply historical buffs. Despite their more careful cause, they are often not well respected by the general public and are labelled as hornblasters, another group of people that largely intends to scare people with their horns.

Yeah, Bob says he's a horn enthusiast. Although a few people on the block think he's a just an ole' hick hornblaster and have called the cops on him when he had a horn on top of his truck. He has something like twelve different horns in his garage, but I've only heard his horns faintly deep within the forest miles away. As long as he doesn't come fucking blaring down the block with one of them, I'm not concerned.

Horn Enthusiast by SubmarineCock August 28, 2016

Hornburger 

Hornburger: to be a very horny person.
▪Always thinking dirty

▪Masterbating more than your average person
▪etc.

Ex 1: You're such a hornburger! I hate it.

Hornburger by Acid_Bunnx May 23, 2018