Hand Chim

A word to define something random placed over ones hand, usually an envelope but can be any random object that's not meant to go on your hand.

Riley: "Look I made a hand chim! "

Whilst waving an envelope placed over his hand.

by CooniestGoog February 3, 2020

hand insanitizer

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.

She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020

Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

hand sani

That thing you have to use because of COVID and absolutely not the way you say it.

Please god tell me you didn’t just call it “hand sani” Robert - Jess

by nstlr007 February 13, 2021

Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)

Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.

by Milkbone gaming July 3, 2021

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

hand in glub bucket

puttin your damn hands in the damn glub bucket

clek: hey summer take your damn hands of the hand in glub bucket! its not funny anymore!!! c'mon, please!!!

by hand in glub bucket man January 23, 2022