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a.k.a. THEY SUCK

It's kind of explains itself

by Scott January 20, 2004

alaskan firedragon

An Urban Legend with orgins that trace back to alaska. Much like a sober eskimo or global warming.

1:Hey look an Alaskan Firedragon!!!
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not

by rafie September 2, 2008

Shots Fired

When you make fun of someone and make a joke about them. After you make a really good comeback it is customary for someone to yell "SHOTS FIRED". This is Aly's saying and Jack can't use it!

Boy: "You look like shit! Just like your mom!

Girl: "That really hurt my feelings"

Random kid in the crowd" "SHOTS FIRED!"

by Pussydestoyer6969 May 29, 2015

Ford

The best mutherphukkin vehicles ever, that always get you where you are going.

The dodge's transmition fell out, it was then towed to the junkyard by a FORD truck.

The chevy truck got stuck in the mud, so the 4 cylinder ranger had to pull it out in 2 wheel drive.

by Jimrod1992 January 23, 2009

Ford

Flip Over and Read Directions

That blow up dall is a ford.

by Brian December 26, 2002

ford taurus

A mid-sized mid-priced sedan from the ford motor company. It's ugly as sin and notorious for being cheap and shitty. Early 90's low-end models are virtually indestructible due to a front and rear set of polyurethane bumpers, however being able to survive a full speed impact into a tree without any visual damage doesn't make it any less of a piece of shit.

I can't stand this fucking ford taurus, it gets eight miles to the gallon, has an exhaust leak that makes it sound like a lawnmower, and looks like it belongs in a destruction derby.

by JFA MOFO March 22, 2008

ford

The best damn auto maker in the industry right now!!! They have POUNDED chevy, pontiac, dodge, basicly any sports car in america!

First On Race Day
Fast Overpowered Race Dominator
Furious On Ricer Destroying

by stang man August 10, 2005