flapansmack

The art of being destroyed falling off a skateboard - a successful flapansmack must contain slams at two different bodily angles or more.

Flapansmacks are highly painful to experience and as such are very much a spectator sport.

Also referred to as smackanflap, slapansmash.

Ooohhhh! Flapansmack! He isn't getting up from that!

That slapansmash gonna make him poo in a bag from now on!!

by therealnoodlez June 10, 2009

Flapcat

When a woman has a loose or saggy vagina.

Jimmy had to use his whole fist because she had a flapcat

by Flapper69 May 2, 2010

flapperdiddle

someone who has a flapperdoodle

that girl Holly is a flapperdiddle

by hahahahahahahayougotme123 May 13, 2010

flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010

Flappernitt

A mixture of every derogatory term that exists in the universe.

Jimmy you are such a Flappernitt.

by kai11 March 17, 2011

flapping the sesh

an annoying phrase used by others to make you feel bad when you are invited to do something but don't do it

when you didn't go to something when invited to do it

other word for letdown

toby i dare you to jump that fence!
nahh man
you're flapping the sesh!

by high 4 May 31, 2011

flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".

I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.

by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011