Cranks my Tractor

When someone or something (vibrator) really turns you on!

When my husband and I have sex he cranks my tractor and gives me multiple orgasms!

by The farmer's wife July 28, 2009

cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding

Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009

Cranberried

having sexual intercourse with a female while she is
on her menstrual cycle.

Hey bro, you remember that girl from last night's party? I totally cranberried her last night!

by Twatts February 2, 2010

cranberry for color

to add cranberry juice to an alcoholic drink, shot, or cocktail, not for the flavor, but only enough to turn it red.

Jeff likes his vodka strong, so he mostly adds cranberry for color.

by thedustyone June 26, 2010

Cranberries on a Shitlog

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

by avenshmit May 2, 2010

crankshank

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.

Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.

by twilulu December 29, 2010

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017