Read a Magazine

The performance, or planned performance, anticipation of performance of having mind blowing sex to the point of you questioning if it really did happen. Almost like innocently sitting down and reading a magazine.

Symptoms: you lose 30 minutes to an hour of your time, track of time, you limbs feel like they are going to fall off, you can't stand properly, question if it really happened, but your mind thinks you sat down to read a magazine.
When she sat on the couch in front of him, her mind was already getting ready to read a magazine.

Get ready to read a magazine baby, as I have a feeling as soon as you are infront of me I will be getting to read.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 08, 2009
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Titty Twister

1 - reaching out and grabbing and twisting the nipples

2 - substitute for handshake

3 - done during foreplay
Every time Jessikka would see Ydna, she got a case of the instant titty twister and couldn't help herself.

Jessikka had to remind herself that if it wasn't Ydna, it isn't appropriate to titty twist anyone else while introducing herself and saying hello.
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keys

She forgot her keys again, so she thought to remind him of it.
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cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding
Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
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yummy

1- what Andy is.

2 - Edible

3 - Tasty.

4 - Hot
He is so yummy I could eat him all day.

He is hot, yummy, feels good, and smells good.

He is the yummy Christmas present I would love to have all day long.
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Buffet

1 - Everything

2 - All you can eat

3 - every sexual position, performance, option

4 - all the body parts for a sexual act
His favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.

She enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.

A case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.
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Clean up on Isle 12

When you show your man who thinks you are hot him you are not wearing any panties forgetting her "keys and he wants to screw your brains out but he can't do anything at the moment as he is working so he cums in his pants. This is what you call the situation "Clean Up on Isle 12".
After she walked by and lifted her dress up to show him she "forgot" her panties, he requested a napkin as he had to do a clean up on isle 12.

Forgetting ones' "keys" can cause Clean Up on Isle 12 issues in the office.

See defination "keys".
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