Illuminati Confirmed

While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...

It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz

Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)

scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!

scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!

normal person 1: tha fuck?

by mztrie March 28, 2016

Connor Underhill

A type of sex jelly only found in Europe and Canada that when you put it on it increases sex drive by over 80%.

Connor Underhill is a very great type of sex jelly

by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005

connor

Connor "gaytard"/gay retard. he loves the taste of cock especially black. smell like shit. they put him in really really special classes in school

Connor is a gaytard

by thesadkljdasf September 3, 2018

Connor

The gayest piece of shit you will ever meet but their okay ig

Damn he’s really annoying why is he touching that other mans penis he must be a connor

by HeheheheheconnorsgAy March 31, 2019

connor dbh

A character that people simp for it makes no sense because he is a android and people try to find corn with a p on him but he’s just a fucking android

14 yo girl: time to watch some Connor dbh corn with a p!
Me: shut the fuck up

by ilikedogs January 8, 2023

Doing a Connor.

A guy that treats a girl with no respect.
slightly homosexual qualities and is often found to be singing Elton John (badly)

often lies and sometimes smells very bad.

usually comes with a white afro, spotty face and bad choice of clothes.

social reject! and very very unattractive.

EXAMPLE 1 *

girl 1: WOAH, why is that girl crying?

girl 2: that guy messed her around!

girl 1: how? :S
girl 2: he was Doing a Connor.

EXAMPLE 2 *
guy 1: hey dude, last night i totally did a connor!

guy 2: omg! how?

guy 1: I got paraletic from 2 beers, got my moobs out, tried to get with a girl that was way out of my league and I sang Elton John really badly.

guy1: FAIL.

DOING A CONNOR!!

by Meggisamazinggg!!! May 25, 2010

(to) Kit Connor

To speculate about someone's sexuality or accuse them of queerbaiting to the point where they are forced to come out earlier than they were comfortable with.

"Did you see Jenna Ortega point at herself after seeing that lesbian flag? Its so obvious she's a lesbian. She really needs to come out or she'll get called a queerbaiter."

"Stop trying (to) Kit Connor her."

by Ghhshahshiiaiajj December 4, 2022