wet computer

stwong bad could not be heoowww today so i will be fiwwing in. my name is homestaww wunnow.

deaw stwong bad. uh, i bewieve i just told you my name is homestaw wunnow?

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

put gum in the computer

something u do if your name is ben, danny, or brian

hey, uh, who put this gum in this computer?

by I_Can't_Hear_2_Good August 10, 2004

Computer

A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.

Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.

by IDon'tEven July 12, 2014

Computer Potato

When a person uses the computer rather then getting exercise.

Person 1 " Dude, I just got so much gold off my sword!"

Person 2 " GETTA LIFE, YOU FUCKING COMPUTER POTATO ! "

by ImSoMcLovin January 23, 2009

Computer Hands

The use of the hands to pretend type on a keyboard. often as used in story telling.

CM is likes to do computer hands when telling stories about his online Voyeuring.

by LouDoggNM October 2, 2009

Compunerd

Noun; used to describe someone who is a computer/internet nerd.

Pronounced; (comp-you-nerd)

I fix my own computer because i'm a compunerd.

I find everything online easily because I am a compunerd.

by METALBLOOD August 9, 2010

computer

A mathematical genius that everyone nicknamed the computer
A large box like or now days a slim screen that lights up made to help in daily life
Your new phone

Lol my phone knows everything about life its like a mini computer

by SgtFish November 13, 2014