Shitload of Bordom

When life seems so boring that it feels like you have too much free on your hands and nothing to do, you are just have a shitload of bordom

dude #1: Hey man whats you been doing this pass two weeks?
dude #2: Hanging out with Stella you know the usual, and you?
dude #1: well lets just say my weekend had a shitload of bordom...
dude #3: what the shomk am I doing here???

by Vapri June 8, 2010

The Far Border

1 the untouched wild, where you're alone at the mercy of the vile land 2 a hunter's landscape, the fall lands. (Compare to The Last Border). The term is coined by the founder of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.

He was at the mercy of the violent land, when he left. It was the far border where he was, belonged to his own vibe of the wilderness.

by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014

south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back

My girl's got that south of the border mullet if you know what I mean!!

by Dixie Stampede September 8, 2016

rob the border

When you have uncontrollable munchies and you drive to Taco Bell stoned off your ass at 2 am to order half the menu.

Dude I'm hungry, let's go rob the border

by Mikaveli December 30, 2016

El Paso Border Crossing

A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.

The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.

by Choochfactor June 3, 2018

Tossing the Border

Movement from anus to vag/scrotum without pulling your tongue away.

My girl was tossing the border last night. It felt great!!

by Warpig252 August 10, 2018

hop the border

touch me

Michelle asked, "are you going to hop the border" while looking me seductively and grabbing her coochie.

by jimmy_cocaine March 25, 2019