Hell in a hand basket

Describtion from the older generation that describes when things are bad

Person #1 age 20 What do you think of the rising gas prices, war costs and the Patriot Act
Person #2 age 60 This country is going to Hell in a Hand Basket.

Person #1 I never heard that saying

Person #2 Old saying, Urban UP young man!!

by John Hopper May 18, 2005

Ham Basket

When you can fit a man's entire package ( balls and penis ) in a mouth

"I heard Manuel gave Jose the ham basket last night..and still had room to move around"

by VivaLaPlumper May 25, 2009

Basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

Bruh im basted as fuck.
Im past being wasted im basted.

by jayflowtheILL.one July 29, 2012

Bathroom Basketball

A game whose origins are from an "Olde English" sketch.
The target of this game is simply to throw rocks or different unrelated items into the far stall of the public bathroom.
The presence of people inside these bathroom stalls seems to have no effect on the results of this game.

Tavit: Hey, who wants to play bathroom basketball?
Hana: B-Bathroom basketball? How do you play?!
Tavit: It's easy, you just take some rocks and throw them into that stall over there.
Hana: A-All I got are these carrots.
Tavit: Oh!
David: I've got rocks. I've been waiting for a moment like this.

by Fish Beast of Aberdeen November 15, 2006

Basketball

1. A team sport in which a maximum of five players may engage at one time in an attempt to outscore another team of five players. This usage is most common among African-Americans.

2. Smoking marijuana. This usage is most common among Caucasian Jews.

1. "Yo Garnett. Should we play those guys at basketball?" "You mean the Toronto Raptors? Fuck that, Rasheed. Those crackers ain't worth our time."
2. "Are they going to play basketball?" "Yeah, Yaakov. That's Dardick 3."

by Jarvis Yates1 March 19, 2010

basket case

some one that has a bunch of problems and mental and phycoloically

That girl has been such a basket case since she was dumped by her boyfriend.

by frix January 9, 2007

baked apple

A baked apple is a pipe (used for marijuana) made from an apple.

I made a baked apple because I forgot my bong at home.

by Necro-File March 20, 2005