shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

double- barrel

Having two butt-holes. Or having the apperance of two, as a result of a deep inserted butt crack.

Dude when Don mooned me I noticed he had a double- barrel.

by Richie Bruno May 17, 2006

pork barrel

A form of Anal Sex, very rough ass bleeding Anal Sex. Specifically between two straight males without any lube. Pork Barreling is normally done when you have a bro crush on someone and they betray you, e only way to save the friendship is to hatefully Pork Barrel.

Scott, "Hey did you see Chett and Brad pork barreling in the school bathroom yesterday!"
Skot, "Yeah! I heard their assholes where gushing blood by the end of it!"
Scot' "Jesus I wonder what Brad did?!"

by Fashdag April 3, 2017

barrel chested

When the chest is in a barrel-like shape. Normally occurs when a woman is pregnant.

Emily is very barrel chested. She resembles an ape.

by Icey The Wifey August 19, 2006

double barrel

to blow someone a shotgun through a blunt after being shotgunned yourself. The idea is to blow extra marijuana through the blunt while giving the hit.

Holy shit! He just 'double barreled' that shit!

by justaguywithwords April 21, 2009

barrelstuff

Another word for butt sex.

" Hey babe, you wanna go barrelstuff"

by da nikster! October 7, 2011

Double Barrel

Shot gunning two beers back to back.

"Bro, don't be a bitch. Double barrel these two beers."

by chandre14 September 16, 2014