Archie

Archie is probably one of the most cutest guys in the world. He has a lovely personality and is really out there and never shy! Before you miss your chance, talk to Archie. He is fab. His blonde curly hair is adorable and at times he's a quiet fella but other times he's outrageous. He's cute, funny, good looking and if you don't talk to him or get to know him, you're missing a chance of a lifetime. He goes for the girls with outrageous eyes, brown or blonde. He prefers brown girls with short hair and girls with long blonde hair.

Girl: Hey, omg have you seen that guy?
Friend: No, but I bet he's an Archie

by Girlanonymous February 11, 2014

boulder archwelder

After the girl has fallen asleep, the male ejaculates on her eyelids and allows the ejaculate to dry and harden on her eyelids, making it impossible to open her eyes. The stupid bitch.

I gave Natalie a Boulder Archwelder last night, and took off like a rocket from that skank's pad.

by Warren Piece March 6, 2007

Archie Sinclaire

Someone who just appears to be on drugs the entire time but is'nt. Possibly due to extended flashbacks.

Simular route as Archie Franks

He looks like archie just after he wakes up.

I am gonna go and get archied.

by The Cuddly Otter December 14, 2004

archers finger

the process of getting your girlfriend so pissed on peach shnapps she allows you to stick your finger up her bottom.which invariably leads to the archery cum digger.

man,i gave zoe the archers finger last night.but now i've got a smelly finger

by dirker March 12, 2009

retarded architecture

A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.

Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte

Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?

Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.

by The Actual Marshall September 18, 2008

Kiwi__archer

A Noob homosexual black jew german who enjoys playing with not only himself but also computers.

If you include the name agent in any script hosting irc bots then your definitly a kiwi__archer

by RSslasher February 13, 2008

architorture

A term used to describe architectural works built after the mid-20th century which fail to adhere to conventional and historic precedent in terms of design integrity, scale, proportion, physical compostition and stylistic competence. "Architorture" is commonly found in contemporary "upscale" suburban developments (see McMansion). Commercial strips, which rely upon visual imagery to lure drivers traveling at a fast clip, provide especially choice examples of the genre.

The CEO's home, with its garish faux-stucco facade, pretentious columns and glassy two-story entrance foyer, is the sort of architorture best suited for Republican fund-raising events.

by Cireel Wittsberg November 15, 2004